Category: Nothing Ever Happens
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Golden shoulders, orange thumbs
A bit harder to master than lying in the sun.
This article was published on 06.01.06
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Work it out
Like grocery shopping, self-improvement should not be approached on an empty stomach.
This article was published on 05.25.06
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Mr. Showbiz requests the pleasure of wrestlin’ with that big ass
Hittin', tappin', smackin', bouncin’ and otherwise gettin’ all up in that booty with R. Kelly.
This article was published on 05.18.06
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Joy and pain
Dance like no one’s watching, even if they’re totally staring at you on their way to the library.
This article was published on 05.11.06
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An open letter to the lady who leaned out her car window to tell me I was fat
As a pedestrian, I am frequently the beneficiary of shouted comments from passing vehicles.
This article was published on 05.04.06
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Battery coward
When Moses was in Earth Day land, let my batteries go.
This article was published on 04.27.06
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Paint by larvae
Who knew maggots are surgeons, artists and important criminal evidence?
This article was published on 04.20.06
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Soaks and the single girl
A Zen koan: If a journalist soaks in a tub, and no one’s there to hear her, does she manage to relax?
This article was published on 04.06.06
June 08, 2006
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