Category: Nothing Ever Happens
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What’s that, dearie?
Noisefest: a low, erratic rumbling that literally made me nauseated, as if Jiffy Pop were being prepared in my intestines, and other delights.
This article was published on 10.19.06
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Clückentanzen!
My Turn Verein Oktoberfest isn’t complete without a little wing wiggling.
This article was published on 10.12.06
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Pour some batter on me
Sunday-morning pancakes with the Sacramento Valley Leathermen.
This article was published on 10.05.06
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Model citizen
A.J. embodied the spirit of Sacramento with a large tattoo, unexpected beauty and low self-esteem.
This article was published on 09.28.06
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Cirrhosis of the river
I stuck to roadside Slim Jim wrappers and enjoyed the scenery.
This article was published on 09.21.06
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M isn’t for monkey
The entire presentation was comfortably nostalgic, up until the last song, when I was confronted with the shocking revelation that I have been dancing the Y.M.C.A. incorrectly my entire life.
This article was published on 08.31.06
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Spree! All the way to Portland.
Stalling my goodbye to Sacto’s morbidly hopeful movie maestrothrough morbid, less hopeful Hollywood schlock.
This article was published on 08.24.06

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