FLOWER REVIEW: Greenleaf Delivery/Baller Billy Seeds Thin Mint

Ah, Girl Scout Cookies … the robust, earthy-sweet, body-liquefying, head-fogging hybrid strain with the infantilizing name that makes us all slightly uncomfortable. A cross of OG Kush and Durban Poison, the Girl Scout Cookies strain is famous for its delicious flavors, enticing aromas and powerful effects, making it a highly psychoactive favorite for combating appetite loss, severe nausea, anxiety and insomnia.

One of the many phenotype offshoots of Girl Scout Cookies is Thin Mint, although unlike their real-life counterparts, these Thin Mints won’t taste better when you put them in the freezer. There are many varieties on the market, but one of the best Thin Mint strains out there right now comes from Baller Billy Seeds, and it is solely distributed through Greenleaf Delivery.

The extremely dense, slightly purplish, mossy green buds come absolutely coated in crystal resin, while flaming orange pistils peek out everywhere. Restrained earthy and herbaceous aromas waft up while breaking apart the sticky buds, and those same qualities greet your palate upon the first inhale. There is even a slightly bready, cookie-ish flavor, only closer to animal crackers than Thin Mints.

While undoubtedly delicious and pleasantly aromatic (herbal bouquets fill the room like a scented candle), the most notable quality about Baller Billy/Greenleaf Delivery’s Thin Mint strain is the pristine finish, with an utter lack of harshness in the throat. It also gets right to work, and it didn’t take long for my limbs to start feeling like steel girders, while my eyelids dramatically dropped like stage curtains.

<div class="star-rating"> Content: THC 23.37%, CBD .23% </div> <div class="star-rating"> Price: $45/3.5g </div> <div class="star-rating"> Uses: Anxiety, severe nausea, insomnia, appetite loss </div> <div class="star-rating"> Pros: Clean finish; delicious flavor; crystal-coated strength </div> <div class="star-rating"> Cons: Super dense buds don't break apart easily </div>