Author: Gustavo Arellano
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Half-brown grandkid destiny
Mexicans are following the same assimilation and financial achievement patterns as previous immigrant groups.
This article was published on 11.21.13
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Can terrorists enter through the Mexican border?
The Mexican fields questions on whether terrorists can enter through the Mexican border and what the name of that song that goes “Your daddy’s not your daddy, but your daddy don’t know” is.
This article was published on 11.14.13
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Know of any gentleman human smugglers?
The Mexican explains why immigrants want lawyers to lie, and why parents in barrios let their kids play in the street.
This article was published on 11.07.13
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Chihuahuas playing baseball
Small, Mexicans dogs make fine mascots, plus Shakira in taquerias and Hitler as a namesake.
This article was published on 10.31.13
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Día de los pronuciation
The Mexican addresses the Day of the Dead’s “los” and how to say “jalapeño” correctly.
This article was published on 10.24.13
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Typical hipster douchebaggery
The Mexican explains the housing market in Latino-dominated neighborhoods, and why there's so much love for Jean-Claude Van Damme.
This article was published on 10.17.13
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The 64,000-peso question
The Mexican advises women to nab a man from south of the border and take an orgasm in the name of La Raza.
This article was published on 10.10.13
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Tacky church scandal
Brainwashing Mexicans to keep silent about the Catholic church priest pedophilia no es bueno.
This article was published on 10.03.13
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A post-Depression white person's abomination
More deportations have occurred under the Obama administration (about 400,000 people a year) than there ever was in the era of Dubya.
This article was published on 09.26.13
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Why does Mexico's soccer team suck so much?
The Mexican on hating Mexico's fœtbol team and the rock band Maná.
This article was published on 09.19.13
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