Zero frills

NoPhone Zero

Smartphones are great for finding food, filming the police and meeting people to have sex with, but let's be honest—they've ruined way more things (concerts, the Internet, people born after 1995) than they enhance. Now there's the NoPhone Zero. It's a slab of black plastic. Does it shoot HD video? No, but you can clutch it tightly as you remember actual events in your life. How about Instagram? Nope—but you can feel its weight in your back pocket as you enjoy a delicious meal. Pick one up for $5 at www.kickstarter.com/projects/
nophone-usa/the-new-and-unimproved-nophone
.