Urban Legends: The Final Cut

After the success of the first Scream, horror-slasher films have gotten worse. This film represents the absolute bottom of the barrel for the genre. OK movie makers, it’s time to put this crap to rest for 10 years and then reinvent the genre like you always do. I’m not going to give you any plot details, and I’m not even going to talk about it anymore. You should not see this movie. And while I’m at it, quit renting Halloween: H20. If we stop encouraging them, they’ll stop making them.