Two films, 125 words, no grammar
Chupacabras really suck.
Bloodthirst 2: Revenge of the Chupacabras—Chupacabras, hairy, scary, campy, guns, blood, biting, made by News10 reporter Jonathan Mumm, sequel to his direct-to-video 2003 chupacabra movie, Saturday at 7 p.m. at the Crest Theatre, 1013 K Street, $10 tickets, live music by Mortal Despair, blooper reel, Q&A session with Mumm. Go! Go! Go!
Punk Rock Holocaust—Bloody B movie shot on location at the 2003 Vans Warped Tour, Andrew WK, Dropkick Murphys, Glassjaw, Simple Plan, gruesome swords, serial killer in a Vans T-shirt, 23 band cameos, highest on-screen body count in the history of slasher films, Saturday at 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. at the John Boston Art Gallery (wait a minute—is that really a gallery?), 1115 E Street, $6 admission. Go! Go! Go!
