Tues, March 23, Blowfly
The Press Club, 9 p.m., $10
They call Miami rapper Blowfly the “original dirty rapper.” And with lyrics like “So guys you gotta let me know / should I fuck this big fat ho?” or skits about the first black president—“Mr. President, sir. Are you constipated, sir?”—who else could possibly steal away Blowfly’s crown? Perhaps Rahm Emanuel? Anyway, this Tuesday night, prepare for the nasty dirt, complete with Blowfly’s band’s cool funk dance beats and saucy ’n’ smooth rock jams. And plenty of blush-inducing laughs. With Flower Vato, DJ Hailey and Crazy Ballhead. 2030 P Street, www.myspace.com/blowfly.