San Francisco indie-rock trio Geographer is the band Keanu Reeves wishes he was in. Its music video features frontman Mike Deni walking around aimlessly singing catchy-as-fuck hooks with the classic Neo “I know kung fu?” look on his face. I’m thinking the next video will see the group in full-leather suits shooting dickloads of people while flying around on wires. In the meantime, come see them and all their instruments. Each one of the dudes in the group can play like 50 of them—violas, electronic loop stations—they got ’em all. And if you’re reading this, take some notes, Keanu, because Dogstar is really, really bad. 129 E Street, Suite E, Davis.
Garrett Perkins’ aphrodisiac sounds will make you want to do it. And yeah, Woody Allen had sex in a museum in that one movie, but you’d better behave at the Crocker Art Museum this Thursday. I’m sure there are security cameras, anyway.