This picnic has everything

After you’ve nabbed all the kale you can carry from the farmers market on Eighth and W streets on Sunday, October 7, cross the street to Southside Park for the Sacramento Community Vegan Fall Fest & Picnic. Why? Because “this place has everything: split kicks, pachucos, pile after pile of expired Lunchables, a Hawaiian cleaning lady that looks like Smokey Robinson”—wait, no: That’s what New York City’s hottest club Uhhh has, according to Saturday Night Live Weekend Update’s city correspondent Stefon. What the picnic will for sure have is food vendors, games, a cupcake walk, kids’ activities and a vegan poetry slam. But no one’s stopping you from bringing the split kicks. Just sayin’. It goes from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.