This is how we do it

Real-life couple Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords’ adorably devoted Mel) and The Daily Show writer Rich Blomquist present a colorful book of hilarious yet decidedly unsexy advice for aspiring lovers. See mollusks getting frisky in the illustrated Klama Sutra. Learn what not to think about while masturbating: your grandmother, the germs on your hand, how you never followed your dreams. The Gay Chapter offers tips for coming out, like becoming a family-values Republican. “That way, you can avoid discrimination while still planting the seed that you’re probably gay.” Best read in small doses, this heavily illustrated book will be a welcome coffee-table addition for open-minded friends. Just remember that, like a novelty glow-in-the-dark condom or a sticky bottle of mojito-flavored lube, the jokes on its pages should not be relied on to prevent pregnancy or STDs.