That’s My Boy

A lowlife loser (Adam Sandler), once famous for having sex with his teacher when he was 13, tries to reconcile with his estranged son from that union (Andy Samberg)—just as the son is about to be married. The only interesting thing about this typical Sandler sleaze-fest is that the sexpot teacher is played by Eva Amurri Martino in 1984 and by Susan Sarandon (Martino’s real-life mother) in the present day. Otherwise, it’s business as usual: Sandler deploys the obnoxious voice he always uses in place of being funny, with cheerless vulgarity instead of laughs. The supporting cast features a mix of Saturday Night Live alums (Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, Colin Quinn) and faded sort-of stars (Vanilla Ice, Tony Orlando, Todd Bridges, Ian Ziering), plus James Caan as an Irish priest, looking vaguely mortified.