Surprise! You’re beautiful!

Just like they did with disco music, vogueing and lesbian sex, heterosexuals have taken over the makeover-TV trail blazed by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. On Ambush Makeover, which plays weekdays at 9 a.m. on KXTV Channel 10, five “style agents” descend on a fashion-challenged soul who has been nominated by friends for sudden aesthetic revamping. The agents will be in Sacramento this July, and they need your suggestions for makeover candidates. Fear not; this show involves no plastic surgery or permanent alterations. Winners simply will get a new haircut or color (or both), cosmetics and new clothes. To nominate your messy teenager, your out-of-step parent or your deserving best friend (who happens to wear the same size you do), log onto www.ambushmakeover.com or call (215) 928-1414, ext. 7040. But remember, Billy Joel and I love you just the way you are.