Summer Guide 2015 Sports & Recreation: King for a dream

A special Mad Libs for all you sports nuts out there

Illustration by Hayley Doshay

1. Name of a Kings player past or present ___________

2. Favorite local restaurant _________

3. Something that you put in your mouth _______

4. The male sports figure you hate the most ________

5. Noun that describes your greatest fear _________

6. Something you would yell at a bad driver __________

7. Something that you would tell a phone solicitor ___________

8. Favorite color ___________

9. Mode of transportation _______

10. Something you would see while riding your bike in Midtown __________

11. Favorite sporting event ___________

12. Article of clothing ____________

13. A nonsensical phrase ______________

14.Most disappointing moment in sports history _______________

15. A substance _________________

You had a dream last night. A dream about (1). Get your head out of the gutter, it wasn’t that kind of dream. OK, so maybe it was, a little bit.

Your dream began at (2). You and your King were nibbling on a plate of (3) when, suddenly out of nowhere, (4) appeared at your table. He sat down, stared you in the eyes and, in a quiet voice, said “I know about your (5).”

Incredulous, you looked him in the eyes and yelled back, “(6).” This prompted a waitress to approach your table. “Is everything all right?” she asked.

“(7),” you told the waitress.

Quickly, you and your King ditched the bill and headed into the streets of Midtown. You saw a (8) (9). “Let’s go for a ride,” your King said.

That ride was short-lived, however, when you crashed into a (10). The collision knocked you unconscious, but when you awoke, you discovered yourself at (11). But you weren’t wearing a/any (12).

“(13),” you shouted.

Then, it got worse. You were instantly transported to that time when (14). Except this time, you saved the day. The crowd was cheering! You were the champion.

And then you woke up, covered in (15).

Sweet dreams!