Summer Guide 2015 Nightlife & Entertainment: On the night path

Making plans is a little intimidating—can you make it to your bed at the end of the night?

illustration by Brian Breneman

Anybody who’s ever had a night out on the town knows that sometimes anything can happen. The nightlife is rife with dead-ends, poor decisions and projectile vomiting. We’ve condensed the experience into a maze to let everybody see if they can figure out a happy ending for a good night, without hassling Weird Al.