Summer Guide 2014

Technology is such that we can write this Summer Guide introduction on a small digital tablet while floating in a big pool, drinking a margarita in a tall can and wearing short of nothing. And the only shame we feel is a tinge of guilt that, yes, this is how we’ve decided to best put to use society’s innovations.

Anyway, welcome to SN&R’s Summer Guide. In case you hadn’t noticed, 2014 is the naked issue. Or nekkid. Or however the kids like to say it these days. What this means is that when you’re not sipping ice coffee on nitro or gorging on spicy hamburgers this summer, SN&R recommends you just take it all off. Hell, take it all off now. Don’t be afraid. You’re holding a damn newspaper: You can always use it to cover up the naughty bits.

What’s our point? It’s the “Summer of Sin,” dear readers. Pig the hell out, get skanky at the club, fry in the sun all day, go baller status with your vacations, max out the plastic, and embrace your role-playing fantasies. It’s OK. Join us!