Smack that orange

Every year, I migrate toward the Christmas candy aisle in search of the elusive chocolate orange. It’s nearly an endangered holiday candy with fewer stores selling it each season. Once at home, I gently remove it from the box and—smack!—slam it onto the counter to separate delightful little slivers of chocolaty orange bliss. It’s sort of a makeshift Advent calendar in which I indulge in only one orange-shaped slice per day, partially to savor it, but mostly because it’s hella fattening. Mmm, but it’s so tasty.