Pork fetish

Oh, the pork fanatics, decked out in “Keep calm and eat bacon” T-shirts. Is it weird that they fetishize the corpse of a pig? But they're just animals, and humans are superior to them, right? “They are perhaps the smartest, cleanest domestic animals known—more so than cats and dogs,” reported NBCNews.com. OK, so they roll in mud to keep cool because they have no sweat glands, but they were made by the Notorious G.O.D. or something for people to eat, no? Well, none of us asked to be born, but does that make it right to exploit pigs in concentration-camp-style conditions, for short, miserable lives just so some dude in bacon-patterned knee-high socks can geek out over a little pork slider?