Phat food
I’ve always said I’d rather die fat and jolly than skinny and starving. If you’ve seen my ass, it’s obvious. One of the most accommodating places in the expanding-my-ass movement is Adalberto’s Mexican Food. For many years, this close-to-spectacular establishment has bedded down my appetite without fail every time. While I’m just happy eating a bean and rice burrito, the whole menu’s the shit. Yes, Mexicans are awesome and so is their food. Plus, Adalberto’s is the heaviest, most satisfying hangover food you can purchase through a window. Smoke a blunt and take yourself to one of the five Adalberto’s around Sacramento. It will change your life.