Not-so nasty-ass
Let's not pretend that everyone who's taken the vegan vow only snacks on carrots. As much as they may want to be a bunny, they're still human, which leads them to explorations of the grocery store snack aisle. There are appealing flavored corn and rice chips, but be still your righteous heart: Beanfields Bean & Rice Chips are made from navy and black beans plus rice (why, hello, complete protein). These triangles of not-so-guilty pleasure come in five flavors (including the standouts salt-and-pepper and pico de gallo), all of which are vegan—even the nacho flavor. These have twice the amount of protein and half the fat, and they contain calcium, whereas nasty-ass dairy-laden Doritos do not. And you don't feed Doritos to a bunny, man.