Mr. Bling.com

Got your bling on? Want to put a little more brightness in your smile? This Hayward-based jewelry store specializes in flashy dental wear; it bills itself as “the online source for quality gold caps.” Select your set of dental jewelry from the Web site’s virtual showroom. Mr. Bling will send you a “starter kit,” which consists of dried plaster and a retainer. Mix up a batch, make a mold of your choppers and send it in to Mr. Bling. In return, you’ll receive a grille that will put Cadillac’s finest to shame. Prices range from $30 a cap for white gold to $150 a cap for platinum; you can order your set to be solid, open-face or with diamond inlays, or you can spell your name (or your posse’s name) out across your teeth with letter caps. Keep in mind, however, that caps are cosmetic jewelry. “Just remember that we do not recommend eating and sleeping with your caps on,” the site’s FAQ advises.