Milk it

Are you worried about the Milk Wars of 2010? I am. I don’t do dairy, and so many people are trying to get me to drink soy milk, but I hear it’s a thyroid depressor? Hmm. And then there are almond and rice milks—too thin, too watery, too flavorless. So now I’m into hemp milk. It makes me feel good—though they swear it’s produced sans THC. Who to believe? Will the war ever end?