Men In Black II

In a sort of initial role reversal from their original exhilarating adventure, intergalactic police agent Jay (Will Smith) recruits his “neutralized” (read: memory-erased) ex-partner Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) from retirement in a Massachusetts post office. Suited up like Blues Brothers on their way to a Saturday rent party, our heroes return after a five-year hiatus under the direction of Barry Sonnenfeld with enough fire power to hopefully rid Earth of even the nastiest space scum. Their assignments include close encounters with the cleavage-rich Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle), a two-headed ET (Johnny Knoxville from MTV’s Jackass) and a so-ugly-he’s-cute pug that sings “I Will Survive.” Rip Torn returns as Chief Zed and Michael Jackson, rumored in tabloids to actually be a brother from another planet, has a brief cameo.