Jokerz satisfies better

Every time I see a Snickers candy bar, I think of two things: the Ironman athlete who didn’t eat her whole bar and wound up soiling herself near the finish line, and the abysmal conditions in factory farms that the dairy in the milk chocolate comes from. Both are pretty shitty situations. Triathlete Julie Moss recovered from the incident, but the factory farms are still an issue. So if you must indulge, Go Max Go Food’s Jokerz candy bar is a more compassionate yet super delicious facsimile made with rice-milk chocolate instead. The company also makes vegan versions of 3 Musketeers (Buccaneer), Almond Joy (Mahalo) and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (Cleo’s). Find a vendor of the sweet stuff nearest to you at www.gomaxgofoods.com.