Jesus Christ Action Figure

There are garden-variety blasphemies, and there is “go straight to hell, do not pass ‘go,’ do not collect $200” blasphemy. This site contains the latter; it’s a filmed parody of low-budget 1970s toy ads, the kind where plastic Hasbro G.I. Joes are manipulated in the dirt by kids, who supply insipid dialogue between the puker-style announcer’s DJ prattle. In this case, the “ad” is selling a Jesus Christ action-figure play set (with “walk-on-water action”). The first half of it features cheesy plastic Jesus, Roman soldier and Mary Magdalene figures re-enacting the crucifixion; the second part tells the kids how to redeem the boxes’ product codes for the Spear of Destiny, the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant. Depending on your beliefs, you’ll either laugh out loud or get insanely pissed.