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Tired of hearing middle-management types spout gibberish such as "We need to architect B2C content and envisioneer cross-platform deliverables"? Want to hold your own in company e-biz meetings? Engage your cutting-edge eyeballs on this handy site; click on the "make bullshit" button, and you’ll be babbling like your garden-variety dot-com casualty in no time. This e-balderdash generator randomly links a verb, most of the type postmodernly bastardized from a noun by post-literate e-bots, to an adjective such as "B2B" or "granular," followed by an equally meaningless noun. Invest a few minutes here, and you’ll sound just like some pinks from my former place of employment who spent a week in Redmond, Wash., at the Microsoft "campus," learning how to pollute the English language just as Bill Gates does. It’s a skill we should all cultivate so we can succeed in today’s fast-paced e-business world, no?