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Care to Make Love in That Gross Little Space Between Cars?

Everyone, it seems, is an expert, doling out well-meaning opinions on what you should do about your job, appearance, home, kids, significant other, health and just about everything else. If you feel just fine about your choices in those categories, maybe it’s time to move on to more pressing issues. Such as how to murder someone, for example. Or, perhaps, how to look like a stud while eating pink cotton candy. A new book, Care to Make Love in That Gross Little Space Between Cars?, published courtesy of The Believer magazine, examines these tough situations with helpful advice from the likes of Amy Sedaris, Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, Rose McGowan and—duh—Weird Al Yankovic. Seriously, if the “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi” singer can’t answer your burning questions about man caves, then nobody can.