Hamlet in the Space Allotted
Hammie’s poor old daddy died.
Massa Shakie don’t tell why.
Mommy marries Uncle Goat.
Little Hammie sees a ghost.
Hammie is depressed and vexed.
What should a troubled Dane do next?
Is he crazy or telling lies?
No matter; lots of people die.
Who’s this guy, Fortinbras?
Never mind, the kingdom’s lost.