Fri., Feb. 08, Knifethruhead

This gig has the makings of an unforgettably jacked-up night. There's the headliner, local metal troupe Knifethruhead, who flash more dick during their sets than dongs in Niners cornerback Chris “Stuck in the Closet” Culliver's wet dreams. Anyway, if you liked now-defunct Sacto punks Warm Streams, check out Select Sex, who round out the bill with Escapement and some choice band named Queefer Sutherland. No punk show would be complete with out some meat-free eats, so local chef Joshua Ploeg will be there handing out vegan empanadas with paid admission. Where's this all going down, you ask? Of course: Some shithole new venue in south Sac, duh. 3512 Stockton Boulevard, http://knifethruhead.com.