Fri, April 29, Miss Lonely Hearts
Sophia’s Thai Kitchen, 9:30 p.m., $3
Seeing Miss Lonely Hearts live is like witnessing an impromptu hoedown in the most carcinogenic of coal mines. Or being an unsuspecting tourist who stumbled upon a whiskey-soaked shotgun wedding. Either way, Wyatt Hesemeyer uses tongue-in-cheek, Johnny Cash-like vocals to tell tales of women and disasters which, at times, are one in the same: “My baby ain’t a ball and chain, she’s a wreckin’ ball.” Combined with the old-timey beat of Mischa Gasch’s upright bass, it’s tough to decide between headbangin’ or kickin’ up your cowboy boots—either way, you’ll have a stupid grin on your face. 129 E Street, Suite E; www.misslonelyheartsband.com.