Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some)

This spoof uses the skills of three talented actors—Eric Wheeler, Gary S. Martinez and Peter Mohrmann—to jump from Scrooge to Charlie Brown, from Bedford Falls to the manger in Bethlehem. They whirl and whiz through “fast, fond and furious” snippets of familiar holiday stories, playing it for fa-la-laughs. W 7pm, Th, F, F, Sa 8pm; Su 2pm; special performances 12/17 2pm; 12/18 7pm; 12/20 7pm; 12/24 2pm. Through 1/1. $22-$40. Capital Stage, 2215 J St.; (916) 995-5464; www.capstage.org.