Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some!)

This delightful holiday mash-up returns for another run at Capital Stage, with Gary S. Martinez, Peter Mohrmann and Eric Wheeler playing every role imaginable—and some that you never thought possible. Whether it’s the Norelco Santa ads or the copyright-infringement-safe “Gustav the Green-Nosed Reingoat,” Christmas-themed laughs are guaranteed. Generally rated PG-13. W 7pm; Th, F 8pm; Sa 2pm and 7pm; Su 2pm and 7pm. Through 1/1. $28-$32. Capital Stage on the Delta King, 1000 Front St.; (916) 995-5464; www.capstage.org.