Eight gigs: Defecrator

Defecrator is probably the most Satanic Sacramento band, so if you’re into that whole “bullet belts and burning Bibles in the parking lot” thing, you best scooch your Belphegor-loving butt over to Cafe Colonial on Saturday. Bands will be playing both kinds of music there—black metal and death metal—and they’ll all be from within a two-hour radius, so it’s about as farm-to-fork as sonic blasphemy can get. Plus, you’ll probably get to hear some tunes from Defecrator’s upcoming 7”, Satanic Martyrdom. Who can say no to that? 3520 Stockton Boulevard, www.facebook.com/defecrator.