Donkey Punch

Shit punch. To expound upon said Spinal Tap reference, this movie totally blows unless you need the constant and sophomoric fix of gratuitous sex and pointless violence that only bloody B-movie soft-cores can provide. A synopsis? Three hot girlfriends, overwrought no doubt by their stressful lives, set off to party on a tropical vacation and meet three eager frat dudes, who can’t wait to jump their bones. Soon enough, a full-on stolen-yacht orgy turns deadly when a hostility fetish knocks one girl down for the long count. If the “Who’s got the best bum?” contest’s not enough, surely the body stashing, survival warring and blame-gaming will be.