Calling all quiche lovers!

Rock. At its best, it’s big and fat and chrome-plated and it burns rubber and gasoline and kicks your ass to the curb. It’s been a while since this paper touted Magnolia Thunderfinger, but I figure that you Sacramentans have been putting a little too much balsamic vinaigrette on your tofu and Belgian endive waffles, if you know what I’m talking about and I think you do, and so it’s probably a good time to “petrol up” your foreign-made, simpering excuse for a vehicle and scribble on down to Old Ironsides at 1901 S St. on Friday night, June 1, to show your positraction a little action courtesy of Skid and the boys. Also on tap: the Eyeliners and Riff Randals, along with plenty of that tasty PBR. Show up around 9 p.m., door’s $7. It’s a better entertainment value than bowling, even.