Breathe deep

Everybody poops, but why should anyone have to know about it? The creators of Poo-Pourri, an odor-eliminating spray marketed toward women, have made it their business to “make it smell like your business never even happened.” Just spray this mix of essential oils into the toilet to create a barrier that not only traps foul odors below the water, but also releases one of the company's signature scents such as Déjà Poo, Royal Flush and Trap-A-Crap into the air. Who knows? People may just really think you don't poop at all. Bottles start at $9.95. www.poopourri.com.