Best loiter bait

You've quaffed way too many of the 16 beers on tap at The Depot, one of the Lavender Heights' original nightspots. And. Need. To. Pee. Well, you're in luck. Because, after you go about your business—or before, depending on the line situation—you'll find distractions that aren't available in most neighborhood bars. In the small hall nook that conjoins the restroom doors is a vending machine stocked with snacks, working payphone (for when your cell battery dies and you must tell your friends about the server in the Speedo) and free condom dispenser. With lube. Party responsibly. 2001 K Street, (916) 441-6823, www.thedepot.net. RFH