Bandits

Two convicts (Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton) stage a prison escape and become the dreaded “Sleepover Bandits,” the most incredibly boring bank robbers to grace the silver screen since Bill Cosby and Harvey Korman knocked over financial institutions in Hey, Don’t Rob Those Banks! (OK … I made that up.) Willis, Thornton and the usually great Cate Blanchett all look terrible in a film that clearly got out of the control of director Barry Levinson. Tries to be a drama, tries to be funny, and succeeds at neither. However, it does succeed in being a sucky mess. Barry Levinson can kiss my ass!