American Pie Presents Band Camp

When a younger Stifler sibling is punished for a school year of tomfoolery, he finds himself sent to the infamous and allegedly perverted Band Camp. There the baby Stifmeister tries to earn his way into his elder brother’s smut-peddling business by creating his own hidden-camera Bandeez Gone Wild tape but instead ends up learning a banal lesson about the value of friendship and not being a jerk-face. A more succinct rundown: This trifling straight-to-video release consists mainly of a teenage nobody doing a Seann William Scott impression for 90 minutes, goofy face contortions and all. The funniest part of Band Camp is that it comes with an exhaustive 16-page press booklet and several ominous “do not distribute or copy” warnings. Don’t work so hard, Universal.