A sign from God

Is it an artform to choose what a church's marquee will say on a weekly basis? Let us not debate this, but instead praise the creators of Says-It.com for its Church Sign Maker, where anyone can announce from the Holy Ghost Church “Aunt Norma's missing again. Call the Millers.” Or from Mother Ministries: “Clean your room, because God said so.” Pick the sign style and its colors, the denomination, the message, and the name of the holy institution, and hallelujah, it looks like a convincing actual sign from God's house prime for a prank, thanks to the low-quality snapshots used as templates. There is also a sign-making option for the Church of Scientology and the Westboro Baptist, um, “Church.” www.says-it.com/churchsigns.