A better sizzurp

The makers of Wired Wyatt's caffeinated maple syrup have invented a very specific solution for people with a unique problem. If you are the type of person who loves waffles or pancakes and hates coffee, but still needs a morning caffeine fix, then this product's got you (and your breakfast) covered. Pour some of this sweet syrup, and you're good to go—no pesky coffee-bean grinding required. The syrup is sold in a flask, and looks kind of like a really potent whiskey. But fear not, water, sugar, caffeine and natural maple flavors are the ingredients here. Each bottle costs a whopping $22.74, but shipping is free. www.wiredwaffles.com.