3000 Miles to Graceland

This bloody International Elvis Week heist and its overwrought aftermath surpasses even the bloated Presley in concert as grotesque spectacle. Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell ain’t nothing but hound dog former cell mates who, along with three cohorts, dress as The King imitators and rob a Las Vegas casino with machine guns yanked from their guitar cases. The score sours when one of the side-burned sleaze balls attempts to hoard all the loot. A promiscuous single mother (Courtney Cox) who abandons her pre-teen boy and a promiscuous roadside store occupant who gives Costner a blowjob in his getaway car are the only representatives of the Female Sex in this testosterone-drenched swagger. Directed by Demain Lichtenstein.