The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2

In Breaking Dawn, Part 1, Bella (Kristen Stewart) got knocked up a with mutant baby who tore her up pretty good, forcing Edward (Robert Pattinson) to turn her into a vampire to save her from pushing daisies. In Part 2, vampiress Bella is all sunshine and smiles, and she’s got Edward well ’n’ truly whupped. They take runs through the woods and he shows her how to prey. And her new vampire family has fixed them up with a Thomas Kinkade cabin in the woods, so that the newlyweds can have rough vampire sex without annoying anyone. The only dark side to these happy days is that their newborn daughter is growing at an alarming rate, and some sinister cabal of bloodsuckers is breathing down their necks over some misunderstanding (not to mention the fact that the drama here is mostly conveyed by eye candies standing around in a posh living room explaining what’s going on). Finally, the swishy tribunal shows up on their back 40 and a battle royale explodes all over the snowscape. It’s actually a very well-crafted climax that concludes with a perfectly delivered punch line. Cinemark 14, Feather River Cinemas and Paradise Cinema 7. Rated PG-13.