Invincible

If “Inspirational” and “Based on a True Story” sports flicks are your bag of corn chips and guacamole dip, be advised: most off-the-shelf guacamole dips contain hydrogenated soybean oil and artificial colors instead of avocados. And this is a Disney flick that wants to be the next Rudy and The Rookie, which means plenty of hydrogenated soybean oil and artificial colors to go with your corn. But then if it looks and tastes like guacamole, what’s the big deal? Marky Mark née Wahlberg (in very bad ’70s hair) plays Vince Papale, a down-on-his-luck Phillie bartender who wins a shot at being on the Philadelphia Eagles (Man, the team must have really sucked back then) through open tryouts. And makes it through the first cut. Yay! And the players, miffed at being reminded how much they hella suck, take it out on poor Papale. Awww. But he keeps plugging away and plugging away until he makes it down to the final cut and then…