I witness

You left your Mctrash up on my favorite hill ride. But thank you for putting it all back in the Mcbag, making it so much easier to carry out. I dumped your stuff out to repack it and noticed you didn’t eat your Mcburgers. They’re not very good, are they? I left them for the animals. We’ll see if they eat them.

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