I witness

Heading up the Esplanade, I was following a small dark-blue car that bore a red frame around its license plate stating that “Redheads are sexier.” I wanted to follow him farther and find out where he got the nifty accessory, compliment him on how observant he was or see if he wanted to sell it. But, he had to turn one way, and I another. Thus ends another Chico “I witness” before an ending could take place. Maybe the paths will cross again.—Redheaded in Town

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