I witness
I understand why you park that Beamer in the shade by Baskin-Robbins every day, Amanda, but if your name is on a vanity plate you should consider parking in a legal space instead of slithering into that unmarked spot. You’re not entitled to act like the precious little princess that you and Daddy obviously think you are. Today it almost got clipped by a surprised motorist. Someday somebody isn’t going to see that little gray car in the gray shade and total it. Hope I’m there to watch.
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