I witness

Members of a local motorcycle club attended a recent members’ appreciation barbeque provided by the dealership that sponsors our club. The amenities ensured the 100-plus attendees enjoyed a wonderful meal. Then we watched in quiet horror as you and your wife arrived with your children (was it five or six kids? I lost count) and proceeded to partake of the goodies. Talk about taking advantage of a free meal. You probably took home enough leftovers to feed those kids for a week. Nobody else brought kids! Now I understand why your picture is in the dictionary, next to the word JERK!

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