I witness
If you are very recognizable and easily described, as in “white male who lives in Woodoak Condos, six feet, two hundred pounds and a distinctive, thick, brown mustache,” you of all people should be careful about your behavior at One-Mile in the middle of the night. If a cranky resident shines a flashlight on you, your best bet is conciliation. One thing you should never say to such a resident is, “I know where you live.” I called the police.
Send us your rants, kudos, love letters or bizarre sightings, but keep it to 100 words. You’ll remain anonymous, but you must identify yourself for us to process your submission. Mail: Iwitness c/o CN&R, 353 E. 2nd St., Chico, CA 95928; email: iwitness@newsreviewcom.
