I witness
Thanks to you and your no-hygiene ilk, no kid I ever have charge of will know the joys of playing in the One-Mile pool. Your fecal-coliform-infested disposable has ruined that, you no-brain contaminator.
Hey, I have an idea. How about if I come over to your house and take a dump in your bathtub?
Keep the “poo” out of “pool,” moron.
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